no point in being obtuse

girl be liking it:

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:09:57 GMT

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:57:36 GMT

G O T O B E D

i don't think so:

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:59:12 GMT

this might be funny because it is 3 in the morning but...

before

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:28:13 GMT

Before I analyze the color of your eyes with a spectrometer
Before I fill notebooks with crosssections of your cranium
Before I map your topography at one millimeter to an inch
Before I triangulate your exact height with a protractor
Before I study a strand of your hair under a microscope
Before I pour plaster in your footprint to make a cast
Before I calculate your shoulder diameter’s angstroms
Before I immerse you in water to measure your volume
Before I divide your weight by this to find density
Before I derive locations of your ancestors’ lives
Before I look you up in every phonebook and atlas
Before I alphabetize every word you have written
Before I survey your lifeline with a pica stick
Before I visit the neighborhood you grew up in
Before I write down what you say while asleep
Before I sketch a map of your nervous system
Before I learn to sing your favorite operas
Before I devise every anagram of your name
Before I scatterplot your electron orbits
Before I pin your coordinates on a globe
Before I classify each of your freckles
Before I map out your pleasure centers
Before I memorize all 10 fingerprints

Before I begin to compose this poem

Have you noticed me noticing you?

Does it make you uncomfortable?

It does?

Sorry.

why?

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:40:49 GMT

listen to this guilty pleasure ya'll:

"hands up playing my song
butterflies fly away
noddddding maah head like yeaaaaaah
moving maaah hipss like yeaaaah"

i haven't actually watched this video. i apologize if it is offensive.

i could do without the 'party in the usa line but whatevs.

in related news, i was checking show times last weekend to see what was playing and this blew my mind. i called james immediately to break the news. boo, it was a typo on msn's part (look to left hand bottom corner) my school... playing this movie? oh yes, please.

64 degrees and cloudy:

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:51:21 GMT

such a perfect day in the apartment.

like the touch of a fairy:

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:20:27 GMT

i'm disappointed in myself too:

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:26:28 GMT

my first .gif

I AM THE FEATURED USER ON LISTOGRAPHY!

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 05:53:40 GMT

I AM THE FEATURED USER ON LISTOGRAPHY!

THIS IS AWESOME. A DREAM COME TRUE. I'VE SECRETLY ALWAYS WANTED TO BE FEATURED.
THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

:D I JUST GOT DONE SMILING FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES.

http://www.listography.com/boxsquat

i be famous:

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 05:43:14 GMT

i be famous by association because i made eye contact with tim meadows when he said goodbye to me at work and gathered his order for him.

fuck all of the people visiting here this weekend. i am already cranky from lack of sleep. and now you all up in my face. i was so stressed out from other people constantly being around me that i took a cab from the station. get out my face, hoe. giving me the swine flu.

i visited peru for a couple of days, yesterday and the day before. it is so much better visiting my parents when i have a car to drive around in. i didn't feel anxiety towards going places. where is my ride? do i have a ride? i barely slept at all when i was there. but who wants to sleep when there is so much to do and so many people to see.

thursday night shane and i went out for chinese and then went back to his place and played with the kittens until all of these other people started showing up. then i drank a lot of tea and i can't remember what else happened. i know i made the boys watch the new shakira video because i love it.

friday morning i had to get up early and run errands. we ate lunch at my brother's place and i played with meredith. she is a lot cooler since she is older. she has really fat legs that are pretty cute. she really likes me i think. i want her to start talking. i've never really been around babies so this is all new for me too, baby meredith.

hell yes. america's test kitchen is on for some reason.

after visiting the baby i went to marion to see two other babies. shout out emilie and hannah. i finally met emilie's boyfriend logan. i approve, girl. then hannah and i and her old roommate and her new roommate went to a fair/show where tony and jordan were playing. and then i tried to surprise brittany but tony told her he just saw me so that didn't happen. i was so fantastic seeing so many friends in such a tiny visit. i love and miss all of you.

friday night after the show i drove home. i know i already visited this but driving feels so good sometimes. maybe it is just moving continuously that i miss. sometimes i take a cab even when i could take public transportation just to have the windows down and blowing my hair around, the dirty air we breathe passing over my body. finally, i made it to jeb's house where the party had already started. i don't remember that much. i knew probably a half of the people very well. a forth of those people well enough. and a forth i didn't bother to talk to or know. i dance, sang, and coaxed a cute kitten to sleep. shane was a sexy lady. i wish my phone camera would communicate with my computer to show you.

what a great two days. thank you.

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:31:04 GMT

james just made butter and it is deliciousssssss.

yes! i do!

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:09:08 GMT

oh yeah:

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 05:13:13 GMT

i wasn't at work the other day when this happened, but tim meadows came in to dine. cool.

i go back sept. 3rd:

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:37:44 GMT

when do all you bitches go back to school?

like me like you do:

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 06:02:13 GMT

so now that my sun burn is basically gone, i am left with a nice tan. i may have gained some sun spots in the process though. that is no good. no good. having a tan makes me feel a little sesi though. its been awhile.

ugh. i feel so strange tonight. make it go away! i just wanted to go out, but it is sunday night and lauren keeps getting robbed. leave her alone world!

i don't know what's going on anymore. i just want to relax. i want to break free! of what you ask? everything and nothing! i have no idea! i'm out of my mind!

stuck in my head today:

i love bed and my round glasses. plenty of other things too. but currently, in this moment, those two things are coming out on top. i can lay down without my glasses poking into my face with these round glasses.

vampin':

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:19:00 GMT

i just watched twilight from red box with james. wtf. james fell asleep and is watching the very end of it now, although he was disagreeing with me in his sleep every time i would yell something. "girl look goth. needs makeover." "don't call her that. no she doesn't" is it me or is everyone's make-up in that movie a little too easy breezy beautiful covergirl? they need to remove some of the pasty foundation from their skins. "you are my own brand of heroin." yeah right pg-13! 13 year olds are going to google heroin now. great.

"hold on spider monkey." i'm so old i invented monkey. this movie is too much. why did hardly anything happen for the first 3/4th's of the movie? vampires are such show offs. check out my baseball skills. ok. must... pass... out... now.

inside my head 07/09/09:

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:37:05 GMT

funny/not funny:

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 06:18:04 GMT

i will never stop liking pictures of myself like this. it is borderline funny/not funny. if i ever have family this is going to be our christmas card. and pose! and pose!

this is cute:

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:44:44 GMT

i saw this on cuteoverload

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:36:46 GMT

so i am not coming to peru next week. i am hoping it will be july 1-4 that i do come home though! sorry guys.

maple syruple:

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 08:47:58 GMT

exhausted and back home. vacation was :)
pictures soon.

peace.

back porch sunset:

Wed, 20 May 2009 17:44:13 GMT

please:

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 04:28:07 GMT

for my roommate's studio class she would like to know this information from you, my livejournal friends and family: what was your favorite board game as a child? what was your favorite outdoor/physical game as a child, tag etc.? and most importantly why?

see a difference immediately:

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:01:38 GMT

i was so cold last night i slept curled in a complete circle. in a thermal sweatshirt and full-length leggings. damn you weather. making me sick. something like a slurpee being spilled from the sky.

i called a cab this morning to take me to the grocery store where i bought day and nightquil, which i believe are cure-alls. other things that sound good when i am sick: orange juice, chicken soup, hashbrowns, diet coke, and dry cereal.

i guess at least i got sick on my day off? not that i didn't have plans or anything? i guess cute text messages and ellen make it up.

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:35:03 GMT

you fear you can't do it all and you're right.